Medal Of Honor: Allied Assault Songs

My Song for Moh:AA, Sexy Northerner by PSB
The Original Song:

Came down from the North
You know the way they do
Got a cheeky smile
Sexy Northerner

Hanging round the clubs
Gets in them for free
Don't know how he does it
Sexy Northerner

Drinks a lot of beer
At least he doesn't smoke
Hasn't lost his accent
Sexy Northerner

How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags

Don't you dare imply
that it's grim up North
He went last weekend
Sexy Northerner

In the latest clothes
Wears a posh cologne
Got a lot of pride
Sexy Northerner

Says he wants a job
Something interesting
like a graphic designer
Sexy Northerner

How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
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My Version for MOH:AA

Connects from the North
You know the way they do
Got a cable modem
Sexy Northerner

Uses many guns
He kills everyone
Don't know how he does it
Sexy Northerner

Drinks Starbucks Coffee
But he’s not a yuppie
Hasn't lost his talent
Sexy Northerner

How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

He’s not a, Rocket Fag
No he’s not a Rocket Fag

Don't you dare imply
that he is cheating
He is just that good
Sexy Northerner

In the latest player model
Wears a costume of Ronald
Got a lot of pride
On the winning side.

Says he wants to kill
He then starts destroying
All the stupid n00bs
They’re so annoying

How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

He’s not a Rocket Fag
No he’s not a Rocket Fag

Dad's song For Moh:AA, Always by PSB
The Original Version:
Summer sands have lost their charm
Let 'em go
Autumn winds will do no harm
Let 'em blow
Save up all your dreams
Oh, save them, save them
Live beyond your means
but keep your dreams
Won't you?

You go from A to B to C
on demand
like algebra or geometry
diagrammed
Your resolution's weak
but we're not all damned
The future's not so bleak
in this wasteland
when...

Always, always
Summer comes
always

You're too over-sensitive
that's the charge
Any criticism starts
to loom too large
Caution to the winds
throw it, throw it
Don't cash in your dreams
or you will blow it

Your resolution's weak
but we're not all damned
The future's not so bleak
in this wasteland
when...

Always, always
Summer comes
always
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Dad's version for MOH:AA

Machine guns have lost their charm
Let 'em go
Frag Grenades will do no harm
Let 'em blow
Save up all your skills
Oh, save them, save them
Kill before you meet him
Or be condemned

You go from living then to dead
You say “he’s gay”
Cause the console then tells you:
“You were blown away”

Your weapon is quite weak
In comparison
You could’ve heard the rocket coming
If you’d just listen.
When...

Always, always
“Blown Away”
Always

“That guy’s a rocket fag!”
You say with a sigh
Then the criticism starts
As you begin to cry.
You throw a frag grenade,
Throw it, throw it
He has launched a rocket
Way to blow it

Your weapon’s rather weak
In comparison,
You would’ve heard the rocket coming
If you’d just listen
When...

Always, always
“Blown Away”
Always...